I slapped that boy so hard his eyes watered! class while we were silk screening fan wear.

On one such day my visible Superior Intergluteal Cleft (upper part of the butt crack) was gifted a metal silk screen letter purposefully dropped down it in D.E. My first era being the hip hugging bell bottoms I wore to high school in the early 1970’s. I could not find a pair of jeans that fit! If they fit my derriere they gaped open at the waist! Trust me on this, low rise jeans were to me like a halter top to a DD cupped women. So back to the Intergluteal Cleft, more pointedly the “Superior Intergluteal Cleft”, for many years this was my only source of cleavage. I have to be careful not only so that the person I am talking with doesn’t glaze over, (much like I do when an actuarial science person tries to explain risks, statistics and finance to me) or that I don’t miss-pronounce stuff. Often times I tend to speak in anatomical terms. I love the way they tell me where they are located, what they do and the fact they can be both antagonist (a muscle that opposes the action of another) and agonist (the prime mover) So they have a relationship, kinda like Yin and Yang….We as people should learn from that and be more like muscles! There are approximately 685 (some sources say 840) of skeletal muscles in your body.

The skeletal muscles were an absolute pain in the Gluteus Maximus to learn, let alone teach.

I love it, it speaks to me in a language reserved for brainy science and biology loving nerds like myself. I will however offer some interesting stories, a few insights and my own personal experience since I am always getting myself into situations that require the title of “Guess what the heck happened now”įirst off let me begin by saying I am an anatomy nerd. Yes, that is the medical term for “Butt Crack” as much as I would have liked to name this particular blog “tales from the butt crack” I figured I might get flagged, or garnered an audience that was not really interested in intestinal health, wellness or humor….before we begin I need to get the disclaimer out of the way: I am not giving any medical or treatment advice here, this is just my opinion and not approved probably by most agencies….Īs a rule I don’t offer colon hydrotherapy advice on the world wide web, that requires a digestive consultation in our office and a novella of paperwork to determine what, when, why and why not as the case may be sometimes. Here is a photo of me in my Mom Jeans mid 90’s Mom Jeans

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